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There is a story told in rural Mexico that the livestock which are sometimes found dead in the fields are killed by the goat-sucker, El Chupacabra. This is not the case. It is actually aliens. | "I don't know what they've been sayin' about these goat shortages," Grawnish exclaimed, "there's plenty of goats right here!" "We'll make a killing with these!" | Johnny guffawed then replied: "Well howdy-haw, Grawnish, if that ain't as pert uh piece uh goat herd as ah ever did see."

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