A seadog, a literal seadog, sailed his boat through the ocean, not knowing that a pirate monkey was watching him through a telescope. Like all pirates, the monkey wanted only one thing: To raid a ship. And the dog's ship was the only ship for miles. | The monkey quickly lit up a cannon, then hurried to put a rather heavy ball in. Not noticing the fuse was already lit, he pushed the ball in, and the cannon fired it in his face.