A seadog, a literal seadog, sailed his boat through the ocean, not knowing that a pirate monkey was watching him through a telescope. Like all pirates, the monkey wanted only one thing: To raid a ship. And the dog's ship was the only ship for miles. | The monkey quickly lit up a cannon, then hurried to put a rather heavy ball in. Not noticing the fuse was already lit, he pushed the ball in, and the cannon fired it in his face. | He clung on for dear life as the ball rocketed through the air, and let go as it sailed over the seadog's ship. He landed on the deck. "I meant to do that," said the monkey. "Now, what be yer cargo?" "Definitely not bananas," said the dog, shiftily.