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I couldn't believe my good fortune. On my first day in the factory I had already produced over 40 | misunderstandings. The plan couldn't be nearer to success, if only | I'd considered the massive overhead involved in importing several thousand plastic lizards from Mexico. Just where was I going to store them, anyway? I needed this job to fund my plastic lizard business, so I dutifully returned to work until | I made the mistake of I drinking from the from office water cooler. | I'll live, but with me out of work, what's going to happen to the damn plastic lizards. I could

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